A top agent of the secretive Special Division of the Department of Education and a teacher of mathematics. Though petite and nonthreatening in appearance, Lucy is deadly when provoked. Her goal is to bring her unruly class together, and to  solve her students' problems by any means possible.


This diminutive, balding, bespectacled, and somewhat piteous figure runs the worst school in the city, and he'll be the first one to admit it. Nevertheless, he has a relatively good idea of how to handle his unruly charges... If only he had the courage to do so.


After heavy training, and school-wide acclaim, a losing streak forced this hulking footballer into a deep depression, his only outlet tormenting his teachers. Lucy must draw him out of his funk by any means necessary, though caution is advised - he has a very good arm.